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merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

heartless:

sometimes i just get upset because im not the person i want to be and i think about my future and it clouds my head with negative thoughts about how im not going to be important

kyarumii:

Sure. Let’s just go down to the Anus Hole and get some ice cream

blondmisanthrope:

If only he had a way of shielding his eyes from the sunlight.

blondmisanthrope:

If only he had a way of shielding his eyes from the sunlight.

conquerorwurm:

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

kenais:

if you’re attracted to animated characters clap your hands