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thedapper-dyke:

A lesbian relationship isn’t always two hot girls fucking with lacy underwear.

Sometimes it’s two girls throwing socks at each other whilst getting into pyjamas until one girl hits the other in the boob and it’s game over.

nflstreet:

feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever


That kiss looks so fucking good though

That kiss looks so fucking good though

orcasoup:

orcasoup:

"78% of men would rather date a confident plus size woman than an insecure supermodel" who cares. literally who cares

maybe if we didn’t pit women against one another to be the ~most desirable to men neither would be insecure. 78% of men would rather date a confident fat woman but 100% of women deserve more than to have their worth based on how willing some irrelevant guy is to take on their insecurities CAUSED by this fucking culture in the first place.

anti-leyna:

do we need more young queer characters? yes.

do we need more young queer characters that hate themselves and keep wishing they were straight and/or cis? no. we really don’t.

Ok

bradthemagnificent:

So for the next 24 hours. Ask me absolutely anything, anon or not. Send me a random message even. Idc what just send me something and i will answer absolutely every one. Promise!